When I'm waiting to go home after the gym, I sit and look at this sign across the street from the bus stop. Apparently, there's great, I mean GREAT opportunities to be had in selling jerky over the internet. The patriotic banners and endearing handwritten plea almost had me convinced. Plus, I kept reading the first part of their website as FUTURE ME AT and while I didn't know what it meant to future someone, I thought it sounded interesting.