Can you find all the bars in this picture? There are five in clear view, one on the way and a couple more not in the pic. Welcome to The Stumble Zone also known as my neighborhood. It really is an insane amount of liquor to squeeze into one block. It's hard to imagine that the new restaurant going in on the corner will be able to get a liquor license in this overly saturated market, but maybe the OLCC likes to keep it all in one spot. Now, if only the cops were also in that one spot when the bars closed and the jerkwads started their WOOO-HOOO-ing.

The WOOO-HOOO! is a weird phenomenon. It's kind of like shining a flashlight in someone's face. It seems like people (well-shnookered people) have an extremely hard time not doing this despite all the reasons not to. And there is nothing, absolutely nothing, to be done about it.